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I Guarantee You'll Save More Buying With My Help Than Going It Alone.

Or I'll refund your $97 consultation fee. No questions asked.

Here's why this guarantee is easy for me to make:

I work in Tesla sales every day. I know exactly which dealer add-ons are negotiable, what fair market value looks like on any specific listing, and where buyers routinely overpay without realizing it. Buyers who come in armed with this knowledge routinely save thousands — far more than the cost of this call. That's why I can back it with a full refund.

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Avoid Overpaying

I'll tell you exactly what a fair price is for any specific listing — and what to offer.

Strip Out the Add-Ons

Dealers bundle add-ons most buyers don't know are negotiable. I'll show you which ones to remove.

Zero Risk

If you don't save more buying with my help than going it alone, I'll refund your $97 consultation fee. No questions asked.

Simple Process

How It Works

100% remote — I help buyers anywhere in the US, by phone or video call.

1
Book & Pay Online

Choose a time slot that works for you. Payment is secure via Stripe. You'll get a confirmation immediately.

2
Send Me the Listing

Before the call, send me the link to the car you're considering — or bring multiple listings. I'll review everything in advance.

3
Get on the Call

We talk by phone or video for 30 minutes. I'll tell you exactly what the car is worth, what to negotiate, and what to watch out for. You leave with a clear action plan.

No dealership visit required. I help buyers evaluate listings on CarGurus, Autotrader, Tesla's used inventory, private party — anywhere in the country.

What Buyers Say

Real Results from Real Buyers

I was about to pay $1,800 for a paint protection package I didn't ask for. Estopheles told me exactly what to say and I got it removed before I signed. Best $97 I've ever spent.

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Marcus T.
2022 Model Y Long Range

I had no idea the car I was looking at had older MCU1 hardware until Estopheles flagged it. That alone saved me from a bad deal. I found a better car two weeks later and he helped me negotiate $1,200 off the asking price.

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Jennifer K.
2021 Model 3 Standard Range

Called Estopheles before signing on a Model S. He spotted end-of-quarter dealer pressure and told me exactly what to offer. Walked out paying significantly less than the sticker. The call paid for itself many times over.

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David R.
2023 Model S Long Range
$97
30-minute video or phone call
Risk-Free
$97 consultation fee refunded if not satisfied
Guaranteed to save you more than $97 — or your money back

What's Included

Pricing analysis for any specific listing — I'll tell you if it's overpriced and by how much
Dealer add-on audit — I know which add-ons are negotiable and how to get them removed
Full inspection checklist walkthrough — what to check, what to ask for in writing
Hardware version and FSD assessment — what you're actually getting vs. what you're paying for
Negotiation script — exactly what to say and how to say it
Financing and insurance guidance — how to avoid getting squeezed on the back end
Model and trim recommendation if you're still deciding
Follow-up email summary of everything we covered

How It Works

1
Fill out the form
Tell me what you're looking for and your budget. Takes 2 minutes.
2
Secure checkout
Pay $97 via Stripe. Your card info is never stored on this site.
3
Pick your time slot
After payment, you'll land on a Calendly calendar to book instantly.
4
We talk
30 minutes on Zoom or phone. You leave with a clear action plan — and more money in your pocket.

Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly happens on the call?
You bring a specific car listing (or a few you're considering), and I walk through it with you — pricing analysis, what to inspect, negotiation strategy, and whether it's actually a good deal. You leave with a clear action plan.
Do I need to already have a car in mind?
No. Some people come with a specific listing; others just want help figuring out which model and year to target. Either way works fine.
What if I don't save money on my purchase?
Full refund, no questions asked. I'd rather give your money back than have someone leave feeling like they didn't get value. This guarantee is unconditional — just email me.
Can you help me negotiate with a specific dealer?
Yes. I can tell you exactly what to say, what levers to pull, and what a realistic target price is for any specific listing — including which add-ons are negotiable.
Do you only work with buyers in one area?
No — I help buyers nationwide. Whether you're buying locally or having a car shipped, I can help you evaluate the deal, negotiate the price, and avoid the common traps.
Are you affiliated with any dealership?
I work at Plug In Auto in West Covina, CA, which gives me daily insight into how dealers price and negotiate Tesla deals. This consultation is a separate service I offer directly to buyers — my goal is to help you get the best deal wherever the car is listed.
Not ready to book?
Text Estopheles directly — no charge

Have a quick question about a specific listing or not sure if a consultation is right for you? Text me directly. I read every message.

Text (626) 476-9627

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I guarantee you'll save more buying with my help than going it alone — or I'll refund your $97 consultation fee, no questions asked.

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Buyer Concierge

Want Me to Find the Car For You?

Tell me what you want and your budget — I'll search inventory nationwide and walk you through the entire purchase.

I search inventory nationwide for your exact spec
I negotiate on your behalf — or coach you through it
You get honest pricing guidance, not retail markup
Free service — I earn a referral fee from the dealership, not you

Find My Tesla

Tell me what you want — I'll find it at the best price.

Free service. I'll call you with options within a few hours.